one time i went on a date with this guy and he was really cute and normal and when i got to his house for a little post date fun he tried to tie me up and offered me cocaine so i left.
Once I got asked out for a meal and a movie by this guy I knew. We went to school together but were never close, but I went along with it anyway because he was always funny when we texted. Anyway, the meal was fantastic, he was a complete gentleman and had me crying with laughter. The movie was good too, we held hands, kissed, and he started feeling me up a little. But the next day I got a text from him. “I’m actually gay, I just wanted to see what it was like. Sorry.”
I once went on a date with a guy who surprised me with tickets to an outdoor nickelback concert. I refused to go in and called my friend to pick me up at the fuckin amusemt park it was at and about an hour later he sent me a video of him singing along unironically to “rockstar” and I still watch it when I’m feeling sad because it’s fucking hilarious
while eating dinner one night, my date told me i was going to eat the placenta of our child after it was born.
i met someone on a dating site and we agreed not to exchange pictures. we talked for six months or so and finally agreed to meet up at a restaurant, each holding a lily since roses are cliches. so i got there early and i was waiting and then all of a sudden i heard an “oh god” from behind me. apparently, i had spent the last six months flirting with my former 50 year old principal.
i was going on a third date with this girls who’s locker was next to mine and we were having sex and i accidentally peed while inside of her. following this, she requested a locker change at school
I’m a gay male. 2 months ago, I hooked up with this guy at the bar. I let him buy me a drink, and I allowed him to take me back to my home. Once we were inside, I had this urgent feeling to use the bathroom. After 30 minutes of nonstop pooping, he finally vented to me from outside the door that he tried to drug me by putting crushed roofies in my smoothie, but instead had used laxitives. After I got out the bathroom, i realized that he left, stole my phone and my $100 cologne set.
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